The wobbling plate is an explanation, not a yes/no answer about correlation. If you can explain something then by definition there is causality in there somewhere.
Look, I'm wording myself badly today, let me try again. The question of 'is there a correlation' is worth answering but ONLY because a correlation is plausible. If you are graphing data to apply to a PLAUSIBLE hypothesis, then your work is reasonable. But if you are instead graphing random junk without any reason, you are wasting everyone's time. Data needs to cause some kind of mental connection in the viewer. That is a VERY low bar to meet. This article meets it. But not all theoretical articles do.
No conclusion is not necessarily a conclusion. Data doesn't have meaning but showing people data should have meaning.