This is an advertisement for an eventual product. We may as well be discussing the merits of Ron Popeil's latest blender infomercial. So let's stop voting up every ridiculous article submitted by this blog already and get back to real content.
I should hope to be as successful as Ron Popeil! Also, weak sauce argument on your part. Try again
All the points regarding why this post is so ridiculous have been thoroughly covered. I'm just pulling back the curtain on your exploitative use of HN as part of your grand marketing plan (in case it wasn't obvious).
I love that anyone thinks I have a grand marketing plan
The "aww shucks" card isn't going to fly. This is very much a content marketing campaign and HN is the soapbox right now.