Apparently, all I know about strings is correct.
(Unless you already knew it ten years ago. Back when he wrote "Everything you thought you knew about strings is wrong." it was quite true of most every programmer, and it was thanks to this piece and similar ones, by Spolsky and others, that the information got spread around.
There must be some phrase for this opposite of the "self fulfilling prophecy": the cautionary phrase that causes itself to become false in the future ;-)
(disclosure: I once worked at a company that made tools to port code and data from IBM minicomputers to Unix & MS platforms, and also at the largest [format,] print & mail shop in the US)
It's easier to read text on punchcards in EBCDIC of whatever variation, though.