> Also, if anyone is wondering, this article is actually from one of the most respectable Dutch newspapers.

Nope, it isn't. It is from the website of what used to be a respectable newspaper, which is in fact run independently from the newspaper itself.

And, as has been mentioned elsewhere, all this article is doing is quoting from a highly disrespectable tabloid.

Nothing respectable about this report at all

(though it's probably not untrue either).