"The Nipple Patrol: Kelly (front) and team"

"...Max Kelly, 39, a former FBI computer forensics analyst who is now the site's head of security..."

Decide for yourself whether he's a tool or not, but he's a bit more than a porn cop.

Definitive proof that just having the t-shirt doesn't mean you're cool. I don't know whether to be depressed or amused that a degree from Stanford is good for becoming an internet mall cop.