>This is worth far more than the $100/month you said you wanted to pay me. ;-)
I'm quite sure Patrick and a host of others would willingly pay you the $100, and shout the name 'Tarsnap' from the roofs. Seriously, you're a world-class mathematician; do the math and raise your prices.
Take. The. Money.
Sincerely,
Someone who wishes he could dream about winning the Putnam ;)