http://www.ljplus.ru/img4/a/_/a_bdpyr/chaini-t.jpg

  I just noticed
  If you're teapot is leaking,
  It extinguishes gas
  But if you're electric teapot is leaking,
  It extinguishes light

(roughly)

http://www.ljplus.ru/img4/a/_/a_bdpyr/metrocookies.jpg

  Ah, If single-use tickets were cookies
  Bought - Passed - Ate

(this image and the one below it look like printed metro/bus tickets)

http://www.ljplus.ru/img4/a/_/a_bdpyr/kits.jpg

  Whenever he thought of whales,
  They swam out of his head
  .. And never returned

http://www.ljplus.ru/img4/a/_/a_bdpyr/paintmounti.jpg

  If you draw mountains on your palms,
  And cover your eyes with them
  ..Then you can see full snow-capped peaks
  ..Up close.