In all seriousness, where is this happening? I don't remember being taught to write sonnets in school. If this is something relatively recent, maybe education has improved a little.
It was pretty fun, I think one of mine was about bears on the moon. We basically just learned the rhyming scheme 'abab cdcd efef gg'.
I curse you seven times for reminding me of those foul exercises.
It must have been public school.
It's trendy to slam public schools, but I think the only thing that really is (or was?) systemic about public schools is inconsistency.