Since I was already accessing my dorm computer via Samba in the labs (I know, dumb idea in hindsight, even with a password, but this was 2004), I decided to figure out a way to print directly from my room and then just grab it on the way to class. Long story short I ran a port scan on the computer lab to find the printer IPs and had my network port turned off within minutes (I had the IPs though!). Ended up having to go to some office and explain what I was doing. Got turned back on a few days later.
The upside was that I eventually was able to print from my room as long as I converted whatever it was to postscript first. The downside was that I didn't need to know the printer IPs after all (the university's unix server already had the printers setup... just piped it through ssh to it).