I could pick apart every piece of what you said, but I doubt that would be productive, so I'll just focus on one particularly damning thing.
> make another completely unsubstantiated value judgment by saying that we should be insulted by any argument that's not laid out in bland logical terms
Yes, I have made a value judgement that people should appeal to each other using reason and logic.
If you do not agree with that, there is no point in discussing _anything_ with you, because you cannot be reached.
(As a sidenote, that value judgement is not subjective. It's also not unsubstantiated. However, even if you _were_ interested in reasoned and logical arguments, it would not be useful for me to give you a philosophical treatise on this topic in the HN comments. Particularly not for something that all reasonable people (by the very definition of "reasonable"!) agree on already.)