>>> That's me describing specific qualities of the languages that make them similar.
Yes, they are both imperative, non-compiled and can be used to do network connections and output texts. Doesn't really narrow it down. Any further restriction (like narrowing network connections to DBs and texts to HTML or any other specific markup language) just makes it false.
>>> scripting server-side logic for the web
That's closer, but so do tons of other languages.
>>> The internet? The programming community?
See, I just talked to the internet and she says she never told you that.
>>> it's a pretty popular sentiment
Among your friends? I certainly can believe that.
>>> as solid as it gets with regard to matters of taste
Absolutely no problem with taste. The problem comes when somebody tries to declare his taste to be an objective truth.