So when Rasmus Lerdorf checked in a change to PHP that broke crypt(), and then made a release without bothering to run the tests (he claimed that "This is mostly because we have too many test failures which is primarily caused by us adding tests for bug reports before actually fixing the bug."), was that actually because he was working for the NSA to install a giant backdoor in PHP, and not just completely incompetent and totally negligent? https://plus.google.com/113641248237520845183/posts/g68d9RvR...
"We have things like protected properties. We have abstract methods. We have all this stuff that your computer science teacher told you you should be using. I don't care about this crap at all." -Rasmus Lerdorf
"I'm not a real programmer. I throw together things until it works then I move on. The real programmers will say "Yeah it works but you're leaking memory everywhere. Perhaps we should fix that." I’ll just restart Apache every 10 requests." -Rasmus Lerdorf