You clearly know much more about iOS hacking than I do. It's well outside my area of expertise, and I'm grateful for the corrections. I learned a lot getting up to speed on how this actually works over the past couple days.
Pretending to have knowledge when you don't understand the fundamentals of the problem is both a good way to make yourself look foolish, and is certainly the cardinal sin in engineering. For that, I apologize.
For context, the reason I've been insistent is that there is a particular company that claims to be able to pull data from iPhone 5 and below in spite of the encryption. Whether this is true or not, I don't know, but I've heard it from a person I trust in mobile security.
If you keep up with the jailbreak hacking community (which I'm just now getting into), the Grugq (a fairly reputable source) posted on MuscleNerd's twitter that he's heard a private company has a new 0-day bootrom exploit, which would fit with the information I've heard.
Regardless, I should have just shut the f*ck up and let you teach me some science, instead of letting my competitive instincts lead me down a rabbit hole. I'll work on that.