I understand that you are using self-deprecation to poke fun of the elitist parent comment, but the fact is that nobody is required to hire "B people".
Most of the useful work on the planet is done by B or below people.
1) You are hiring for boring but important projects
2) There is a limited pool of local talent
3) The org will have banded salary caps
4) Differentiating A talent from B players is not a solved problem
It feels great to say, "Just hire A graders! Problem solved yo!" The corporate world does not work like this.Or you can get the best people in the door on a reasonable timescale and salary, and start building and learning.