"(Note: The information in this document does not constitute an offer or solicitation to purchase securities of the Company)."

"We are sharing this letter with you because we believe you might be interested in investing in our company. We'll tell you a bit about our story, where we are today, why we're raising funds and why we are the best bet you can make today."

"If you're interested in being part of our round, please email us two possible time slots to talk:"

Absolutely classic.