The other fact, that allocators have to lock global data structures is also not true. Most modern operating systems supports thread-local storage and therefore you don't need locking because you can keep much per-threads allocators, and only if you want to release memory of a foreign thread you have to lock (but that's also bad practice in most cases).
Therefore, this article is great if your horizon end at the default allocators tcmalloc, ptmalloc and jemalloc, but the reality is much more complex. The fact that such a thing doesn't exists isn't founded in the fact that it's hard to implement, it's founded in the fact that there is no need for such an allocator, because most well-written software will allocate large chunks of memory.