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...put it on a CD...

There should be a standard virus-laden ISO image specifically designed for "compliance" with court orders.

Does it really help? I'm assuming they'd be running SELinux. Autoplay isn't going to really help when they've specified the format as well.

If you gave them a rar, tar.gz, zip or anything, the Man can hold you for contempt if he really wants to.

Preferably modified Stuxnet. They'd get the taste of their own medicine.