"Off-Topic: Most stories about politics, or crime, or sports, unless they're evidence of some interesting new phenomenon." -- http://ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html
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Emperor Augustus assured Gaius Malefictus that he would be
elected to the senate: "Don't worry about the elections. I've
made the appropriate arrangements. This day next week, you
will be a senator."
I can't imagine something like that ever happening in the history of politics. Or the results of a boxing match leaked early to the mafia boss before the fight has taken place, or...