That's so accurate! The penultimate one should be putting on ear phones, then the last one showing someone coming over to your desk and interrupting :P
I've seen people get pissed off because someone else always has their headphones on...
You can't win with some people...
Thanks, that made me actually LOL and create a HN account just to upvote.
Very true. At the last place I worked I found I couldn't usually do any programming until after 5pm when others left, so I got a good couple of hours after that get programming done.
This was a huge contributor to why I left my last job.