Sysadmin Horror Stories

I feel like the scariest sysadmin horror stories don't lend themselves well to the gif format.

For example, this one, from the dawn of the Internet about the coup in Trinidad.

http://w2.eff.org/Net_culture/Folklore/Humor/encryption_foil...

Where's the gif for "post your sysadmin horror stories site to HN, cause said site to crash under the load (and irony)"?

Nginx 500...

reminds me of devopsreactions[0].

[0]: http://devopsreactions.tumblr.com/