Gold is hardly that; Chinese reserves of gold right now are unknown, but they are currently the largest miner and buyer of it (the government, consumers also buy). Given that we aren't sure what the real supply is (China's biggest state secret), the price of gold will remain volatile.
> You think the Chinese want USD long-term? Why on earth would they?
They want to continue to sell us stuff without overheating their economy, which is why they are happy to buy treasuries at a loss (the interest is not high enough to cover inflation). No one is really unhappy, even the Chinese, that USD is a reserve currency as long as the American economy is robust enough to be the largest consumer as well as a debtor of last resort (via treasuries). Bitcoin does nothing here: the US is a safe entity to lend to, Bitcoin doesn't magically create a similar entity.
Put it this way: money simply can't be saved without someone else spending that same money at the same time. China couldn't just sit on all of their USD, gold, or bitcoins even if they wanted to. Buying and sitting on gold doesn't magically create or even preserve value that you can call on to use in the future.
The fix for China is simply to promote more domestic consumption so they need to save less, which would also balance out the export/import deficit. Given that consumption can only be increased gradually (too much inequality in China), this isn't going to happen with a switch flip and in the meantime the Chinese would definitely prefer stability.