This is silly, you are using an extreme exaggeration and saying that the article is wrong. Those who cut carbs and and continue to eat a moderate amount of carbs while keeping their calories in check will lose weight.
They will lose weight faster than those who continue to eat carbs. I don't think it's even an argument anymore that cutting carbs helps to lose weight. By saying "eat food, not too much, mostly plants" you are agreeing with less carbs..?