"This Site Totally Doesn't Work Without JavaScript.

Like, at all. Sorry. If you enable it and reload this page you'll be good to go. Need to know how? Go here." Okay, that's funny. When Javascript is on: Ah, Nice little game. Interested how it needs a .js file with just a comment. Can we improve this to remove it?

Edit: oh, so maybe the overall website need JS, not the game(?).