Steve and I agreed long ago that the film version of reddit's story must star Anthony Michael Hall and Christopher Walken, respectively.

I was trying to find a picture of aaron, but I was curios if people would describe his tendencies as "emo" (given his age). I am emo-cluefree, so was just curious. Or is emo really for sub 20 year olds (and 20 to 30s to sell to them eg Fall Out Boy).

Which makes perfect sense if you think about the particular time lines in which each of them were relevant.