"it's a little less theft-proof than a real one, but it comes close."
Understatement :)
I've read somewhere that the best place to hide valuables (from thieves, not from your kids) is in a stuffed animal in a kid's room because no thieve would search through the mess average children have in their rooms. So this safe might be safer that it looks :-).
I for one still feel the pain in my thumbs from taking lego apart.