- does something that is just asking for trouble and that nobody in their right mind should do without expecting terrible, terrible things to happen
- does something that is just asking for trouble and that nobody in their right mind should do without expecting terrible, terrible things to happen
In reality, even if this is satire (which I believe it is) I'm sure if enough people will know about it, at least one of them will use it seriously.
If you want to go the other way, try
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