I've been reading stories about the supposed wonders of Internet-connected fridges for at least a dozen years and I'm baffled as to why anyone would think that this is a good idea. I generally have a great idea of how much milk I have in my fridge and if I didn't I could just, you know, open the door and look. It's not that hard. I have about as much use for an Internet-connected coffee table that tells me it's time to dust.