There are many kinds of programmer, but apparently they're all men.
Edit: upon re-reading the post I see a smattering of "he or she" references at the beginning. They quickly give way to nothing but male nouns and pronouns. I wrote my comment after finishing the article, at which point I'd forgotten about the brief nod to the existence of female software developers at the beginning of the post.
"Social Justice-Driven Developer" - Spends most of his/her/their/xis/xer day trolling through the documentation, commit logs, code comments, and e-mails trying to find latent gender bias (when not doing so on discussion boards like HN.) Occasionally makes passive aggressive one-line commits to correct gender pronouns, spurring long internal e-mail chains that ultimately call more attention to the gender of the female/trans/nongendered developers on the team than otherwise. Sometimes causes people to get fired or become the target of widespread Internet outrage.
I happen to think that most women are probably clever enough to work out that just because a writer has used a particular gendered pronoun, it doesn't mean that the writer's point applies specifically to that gender. Furthermore, literally none of the women I've known have ever complained about gender pronouns; such nitpicking seems to be the exclusive domain of gender-political activists and HN commenters.
E.g.: I'm sorry, I refuse to name variables after animals that are on the verge of extinction.
I think people can simultaneously have two goals. You might as well argue that school bus drivers are more worried about getting into an accident than the job they were hired to do; transporting children to and from school. Any competent driver should be able to manage both, just as any competent developer should be able to write good code while also not alienating people without reason.
Please consider revising your definition so that you stop excluding people with your close-minded 'cis' stereotypes.
There you go again.