Please tell me your company's name, so I can avoid ever patronizing it, and be ready to dial 911 should any of your employees ever approach me.
Edit: Nevermind, I found you. I wouldn't be caught dead in Arizona, and I'm not an educator, so we're both quite safe.
Try both Tokyo and San Diego, plus consumer electronics. With well over 8000 employees, you will be calling 911 quite a lot. Perhaps notify the police of your complete insanity.