> How easy it is to find a webhotel and get started, how easy it integrates with HTML, JavaScript, CSS.

Good! We can see you clearly haven't tried using any of the many frameworks that easily integrate those things.

> who besides a bunch of snobs and people who actually can't use it really cares?

The people who later have to re-write these garbage projects, for one. I guess you've never had a client with a failed PHP project who needed the thing fixed. Also, people who do things more complicated than geocities pages.