Also, we're sorry that we left you without good debugging tools: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=6976883 -- this is the #1 problem uncovered today. We will retreat in tearful shame to our code lairs until we can blow your minds with our timeless debugger.
You are amazing players--so many good solutions here. Thanks for playing! To those who sent in solutions and are looking for dev opportunities, we'll be in touch this weekend to see what we can do and learn about what you're looking for.