A Chinese spy manages to steal the last 50MB of the Lisp program governing U.S. missile launches. Fortunately, it was all closing parentheses.
> Fortunately, it was all closing parentheses.
Fortunately? Now that they know it's LISP, they can just attack during GC.(I know what you're going to say… but the parent joke predates incremental garbage collection.)
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> A Chinese spy manages to steal the last 50MB of the program governing U.S. missile launches. Fortunately, it was Lisp.
A Chinese spy stole the last 48MB of the Abram's targeting system. To our good fortunes this was only the closing parentheses.
Fortunately it was in Lisp, so it was all closing parentheses.