What do you expect from Android users? In general the Google Play store is a far more bizarre and spammy atmosphere...
The reason I like is because your attitude (without your realizing perhaps) also typifies Apple users' stereotype.
Trying to execute a slick low blow to Android users, you have it explode in your face, and are instead reinforcing the stereotype associated with the Apple users.
(Whether it is true or not, doesn't matter, it is funny that you are reinforcing it).
Sigh. What did i expect from a web designer? /s
I'm not a web designer...
From your website.
Or they could of course just do away with the mechanism that auto-highlights 1-star reviews and instead you know.... ask the user what they want to see. As if people can't handle clicking a bar that says "Read 1 star reviews" a la Amazon.