Aaarrgh! Is this satire or cluelessness? I can't tell anymore...
I think it's an automated submission. Like the "Your blog about $BLOG-TITLE is fantastic Ill recomend it to al my frends".
He forgot his template tags: Congrats to the YC! ${YEAR} alumni on {[new round of funding|buy out|accepting bitcoin]}. No one deserves this success more. Sorry your daughter died in ${death} ? "Car accident"