Stock Emacs also seems to want to open up a minibuffer when I've told it "please just edit this set of files". It's also got some idea that I want to to suspend the shell I launched it from (er, no, not ever).
The argument I see on forums is: "Well, the right way to use Emacs is to just start it and then never leave, so you only have to get that stuff out of the way once."
So I spend 30 minutes figuring out the right elisp stuff to disable so I can get rid of the crapware.
Crapware in Emacs. What's next, AOL sponsorship splash screens?