Would you care to refute that instead of just shouting? Like, point out something that contradicts it? Because I can't think of any, and I lived in Alexandria for seven years.
NSA HQ, Ft Meade is 30 miles from Alexandria, Va.
And since Alexandria isn't 30 miles wide, we can conclude that NSA HQ is not "in Alexandria".
Oh! Duh! Mystery solved. How could I have been so obtuse?