This is like a 60 Minutes report on "hacking" where a guy from Symantec ran Windows Task Manager for a credulous Leslie Stahl and postured about how all that activity could be viruses.
Not sure I think HN should be a place to post memes like this all the time, but still: thanks for posting.
So this is what the pair programming experience is like!
I like to imagine the next scene is the two >1000 hacksaws explaining ssh, remote X and basic Cisco admin to the yank-happy cord monster.
Ever been on IRC? It's exciting stuff: