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No. They should roll out to insane hamlets like Climax, NC [1].

no, I'm not from Climax...but it's an awesome name for a...settlement?

Kinda like Athol, Massachusetts?

Cumming, GA

Intercourse, PA

I grew up minutes from there, and there are even better ones (in the same vicinity).

Hell, Michigan.

Imagine the tagline: "Even Hell has fiber, why don't we?"