Inside the presidental residence of Viktor Yanukovych, the president of Ukraine.

Wow. I assumed he was corrupt like most autocrats, but the scale is impressive. Some of it is chilling: http://varlamov.me/2014/mechzigorie/image-22-02-14-01-50.jpg

Umbrellas? Dildos? What am I looking at?

I'm pretty sure they're truncheons/cudgels/nightsticks.

...pretty sure...

Police batons, most likely.

Batons.

The aerial view reminds me a bit of Larry Ellison's place:

Reminds you of Ceausescu's downfall in 1998 ...

It's gaudier than I could have ever imagined.

I mean thank god we destroyed communism in Soviet Russia. Those rotten pieces of shit wanted to redistribute wealth to the people.

Fuck THAT shit.

Everyone knows is just corruption in disguise. Is always better to keep your corruption unpretentious and beligerent.