1. They don't get along. They haven't slept in the same bed in 25 years. tl;dr my father is Catholic and doesn't believe in divorce, and no matter how big of an asshole my father is to my mother, she won't divorce him because she still loves him.

2. I mentioned it in the post, but to clarify: sold some tech to a hosting company, sold a few domains I scooped up, lotto ticket, had some really well-paying clients.

3. Again, I mentioned that I have free monthly Uber credit.

4. It became fucked when I was 18. I don't have credit cards, nor do I believe in them. Yes, I know there are other ways to recoup them, but still.

5. Everything from proton therapy to Folotyn to Gamma Knifes. Brain tumors are expensive.