I can't teach: theneeds is for sure hard as well, you never know if it's one word or 2 (e.g. searching in the app store), if there's an "s" in the end or not (maybe for native eng it's easier, not in general).

Yours is cool in a "nerd" sense, but I'm not sure that the "simple man" get it immediately. As always, it probably hardly depends on who you're targeting...