If you're going to pull an Emperor's New Clothes, then it's not enough to loudly (and snarkily) proclaim that the emperor has no clothes on - you need to produce a naked emperor.
Heck, it should be easy, right? If you think that the conventions of the last 50 years are all shit, then how hard could it be to come up with some new ones? If you want to shake the pillars of computer programming, you need to be able to do more than say "everything is crap," and if you can't, then you sound like nothing more than surly, precocious, ignorant teenager.