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Posted 20 minutes ago, and this post already shows up when you google "NQAGAHBMIAL". Impressive...

And now yours. And nothing else.

Is it "not quite as good as Haskell but maybe it's alright language"?

From the parent, "not-quite-as-good-as-haskell-but-more-industrially-acceptable language". Not intending to be obscure.