Yeah, this cable can carry your data at the lightning speed of 800 GBPS

> Current ethernet cables only offer a bandwidth of 10 Gbps which seems puny in comparison to THIS behemoth.

C'mon, 40GbE and 100GbE have been around for a while now.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_Gigabit_Ethernet

Interesting. I was going to be skeptical and say that even a single 25 gbps fiber would spew data too fast for memory / bus to keep up, but I looked up some specs and apparently it's possible on cutting-edge hardware.

And if you're dividing a single fiber's bandwidth among multiple machines, presumably each machine's network interface would be able to filter packets it doesn't care about, so this objection wouldn't apply.