Calm Down. Facebook Is Not Screwing You.

Wouldn't trust Facebook as far as I could throw them. The whole thing just gives me the ebe-gee-bees (which is a technical term).

I will never sign-up. You will have to pry the Unsubscribe key from my cold dead hands.

Can anyone suggest an accurate title that isn't linkbait?

Facebook is not screwing you -- says the guy whose job depends on people buying Facebook ads and likes and managing pages.