Get a prepaid credit card and claim any address you want.
And they could get a remote VPN/tunnel today. Workarounds exist with and without Aereo yet the article makes it seem like this case significantly affects regular cable sports watchers which is not the case.
And commit 30-40 CFAA and wire fraud felonies according to an overzealous DA in the process.
//just to show how absurd the situation with computer crime right now is.