OK, who wants to put on a GopherCon 2015 next year, dedicated to actual Gopher[1][2][3][4]?
I mean, there is a precedent for this sort of thing.
http://iubio.bio.indiana.edu/soft/util/gopher/gophercon1.txt
[1]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gopher_%28protocol%29
[2]: gopher://gopher.floodgap.com/
[3]: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/overbiteff/
[4]: gopher://sdf.lonestar.org/