This looks repugnant. Just because it can be done, doesn't mean you should do it! :-)
You could maybe make a funny 3D website with the old red and blue glasses with this.
Like so? (Code from libressl.org and Arbel’s demo).
(I now need to go and forget I ever heard about the internet, this may take a lot of rum)
Edit: http://jsfiddle.net/pd9yB/238/ should work in Chrome/FF/IE/Opera and most modern browsers (previous link is Webkit-browsers only)
Slide-y chars. Had to be done.
-webkit-animation: blink 4s steps(20,end) infinite;Can I ask why you might want to say hurtful things to someone who is trying to be helpful?