Given the sheer quantity of people who post their thoughts about Apple, you can probably find one or two who made an accurate prediction about any product release.
And even if somehow you did, that single monkey won't do as they have trouble focusing on a task and tend to die after non-infinite time periods.
So unless we can bridge the "infinite monkey problem" and the concomitant "infinite monkey poop problem", I'm afraid monkey Hamlet shall stay unwrit.