without sounding like a web 3.0 idiot -- how do you manage to scale that? subprocesses are not cheap
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You could think of pure functional programming (haskell/ml) as a similar extreme -- Haskell gets a lot of concurrency/parallelism guarantees for free just because of how the language was built (pure functions,etc)... Is it wrong to think that node took a similarly crazy step, but in their case, they weren't able to rebuild the language, and that's what you get?
If I wanted to event-loop, or lightweight thread stuff in python, I'd need some libraries, and many of the ones that you might find are not very easy to learn.
This statement depends heavily on the runtime environment. Consider either Erlang or fibers as implemented in C/C++, for example.